Rufus Brainner from Erstwhile Pennsylvania writes dear Hugh….On New Years Day I asked my wife to marry me. She said no. I’m so upset…..even till now. What was she thinking? Why this response from the love of my life…?

From Hugh
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Well…………..Here’s the deal Rufus ole buddy………..

You ain’t supposed to ask your

wife to marry you!

She’s already your wife.

Why would she marry you again?

In fact you can’t do sich a thang.

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Ideally , when you ask someone to marry you ………

You ask someone whom is KNOT YOUR WIFE……….

She was required to say no based solely on

common scents.