Baily Robertsone’ from Rascal Towne Alabama crawls out from under a ’49 Studebaker Classic and quickly types (while the oil is draining out)…..Dear Ole Hughbert, Is it true that you were a tight end at Possum Valley College? What do you really know about football and why? Also, when is the is the Supper Bowl ?
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From Ole Gridiron Hughy
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First of all, DONT ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS….. THE ONLY REASON IM NOT PUTTING YOU ON PROBATION FOR THIS IS THAT…… AUNT BERTHA HAS LOST THE PROBATION LIST AND FOULED UP THE SOFTWARE PROGRAM….NOW I DON’T KNOW WHO IS ALREADY ON PROBATION OR ANYTHING ELSE…… I may have to grant amnesty to everybody. But I digress.
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Now look Baily……..
My performance at PVC was no
pipe dream. But I was not a tight end.
I was a LOOSE END. Back in those daze,
the Loose Ends covered the hole field
doing whatever they wanted, whenever
they wanted. We didnt get much done and
we lost a lot….. But we felt good about ourselves.
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I know a lot about football…..but until I get a job getting payed millions of dollars a year,
I AIN”T GIVIN AWAY MY SECRETS.
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The Supper Bowl….. Is coming up this weekend….
(But the Tidy Bowl is already in the
cabinet and I hope the house cleaners will use it today)….
. We dont need to weight till this weekend.
The Supper bowl will start out very very close…….. keep a sharp eye on the very beginning….. As the game progresses, there will be significant conflict, and the key to victory will be to emerge with the highest score. (This type of game don’t work like golf.)