Little Bunky Snodgrass from under his mom’s sewing table (where he is hiding from his two big sisters that are trying to get him to carry out the garbage)…….grabs his Macbook Air and quickly types…. Dear Mr. Hughy… I know I wasnt supposed to write in again this year….and that I’m on probation at H.A.S. for asking two mini querstions already…. but I want to ask one mower thing before the year is up….. What advice do you have for me and all your readers on this New Years Eve…..? And are you going to wish all of us a Happy HUGH Year….?
….
Well Bunkster….
HOW DID YOU GET THROUGH THE
SCREENING PROCESS AGAIN??????
You’ve been on probation here for two months for
being an “extreme question asker”.
.
And why don’t ewe get owt from under that table and go
take out thee garbage like you’re suppozed two?
And then go studee youre FONICS book.
.
As far as advice that I’d like to give you and
both of my other readers……..
there are a few things……
ONE…. If you go to the trouble of leading a
horse to water….
THEN Figure out a way to make him drink,
I dont want to hear any mower about this
“can’t make him drink” business.
.
Two, Never Marry a “Binge Flosser”……
If you marry somebody who doesn’t know
when to stop flossing….
Before you know it,
they’ll be flossing YOUR teeth
and the dogs teeth
and the neighbors teeth…
And ther’s know stoppin em.
.
And Three………..
Never try to teach a duck to quack
in rhythm to rap music.
It wears out their bill joints.
Its complicated enough for humans that try it….
….. and it generally makes duck very nervous.
And nervous ducks tend to swim in circles…..
Which ain’t good for em.
.
Thank you so much to all of you who read this blog …
Perhaps in the hopes that it will
occccaissionally bring a smile on a day
where one would come in handy……
Or perhaps to follow the gradual process
of a mind going…. going…. going,,,….
goin……. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
….
I do hope you find it to be a short moment of
distractionism from the daze troubles…..
….And I do Wish you all a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
/
as does the official HOUND OF H.A.S. …….JASPER THE DACHSHUND
RUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF RUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
.