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Well Bunkster….

HOW DID YOU GET THROUGH THE

SCREENING PROCESS AGAIN??????

You’ve been on probation here for two months for

being an “extreme question asker”.

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And why don’t ewe get owt from under that table and go

take out thee garbage like you’re suppozed two?

And then go studee youre FONICS book.

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As far as advice that I’d like to give you and

both of my other readers……..

there are a few things……

ONE…. If you go to the trouble of leading a

horse to water….

THEN Figure out a way to make him drink,

I dont want to hear any mower about this

“can’t make him drink” business.

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Two,  Never Marry a “Binge Flosser”……

If you marry somebody who doesn’t know

when to stop flossing….

Before you know it,

they’ll be flossing YOUR teeth

and the dogs teeth

and the neighbors teeth…

And ther’s know stoppin em.

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And Three………..

Never try to teach a duck to quack

in rhythm to rap music.

It wears out their bill joints.

Its complicated enough for humans that try it….

….. and it generally makes duck very nervous.

And nervous ducks tend to swim in circles…..

Which ain’t good for em.

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Thank you so much to all of you who read this blog …

Perhaps in the hopes that it will

occccaissionally bring a smile on a day

where one would come in handy……

Or perhaps to follow the gradual process

of a mind going…. going…. going,,,….

goin……. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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I do hope you find it to be a short moment of

distractionism from the daze troubles…..

….And I do Wish you all a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

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as does the official HOUND OF H.A.S. …….JASPER THE DACHSHUND

RUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF RUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

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