Archive for November, 2011

Little Keb Glibbner from Peoria Illinoise rights in today….dear Hugh, I’m only three, but Im studying atmospheric phenomenanns,,,,,I new eye could turn to you for hep at anytime , so i felt comfortabel pursuing tough stuff at such an early age. Mr. Hughy What factors to contribute to snowfall?

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From Mr. Hughy

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Howdy Kebster:……………….You are wise to be studying already,, and depending on H.A.S. for answering your questions regarding intergalactic and terrestrial weather phenomenaan and events….and stuff.

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There are several factoids that contribute in various ways to snow falling. The initial confibulation of intersreetiline crystalization and molecular dibtwines set in motion a juggernaut of reactions in the atmospheric vortex. These then atriptifibble into a dubsplattine metagripple and then turn into ice..

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The reason that snow falls……………is gravity. If it were not for gravity, snow would just stay where it is originally. (which would make it hard to sled)…Many scientists do not grasp the gravity of the situation….Which is why we hear at H.A.S. are constantly vigilant (and watchfully paying attention).

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You’re welcome ole buddy.



Rand L. Flunde from Little Big Horn New Mexico writes dear Hugh: Should I look back in retrospect….?

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From Hughy:

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Well…………Some people think that the time for doing that is PAST. But OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO……….The fact is, that , if your going to look back, it will have to be in retrospect……………

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This is dictated by the Jeddison Carlode Principal of Thermodunimcs. The laws of physics are such that these “retrospect and looking back  simultaneously” things perty much take care of themselves.

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Zeb Gershwin from Kringlesquish North Carolina writes dear Hugh: My brother spilled tea all over the nice fine fancy main eatin table in the fancy schmancy room at my grannys house on Thanksgiving Day. I gave him a roll of aluminum foil to clean it up with. He’s been working on it for three days. When should I give him something that is absorbent?

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From Hugh

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Not yet, that’s for sure. It’s way too soon at this juncture.

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Actually , Ive been working on a new design of aluminum foil that is ultraabsorbent. The only thing that is holding us back right now …is the fact that it doesn’t soak up anything at all……..Its not insurmountable, but we can’t seem to fix it.

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Ellie Ray Ringle from Turnblatt Ridge Tennessee writes……Dear Hugh: I’ve been reading about some of the guys that started the United States back in the 1700’s….They were quoted as saying various things. I suppose thats because they said quite a bit during their lives. But specifically what did Abraham Lincoln say right before signing the Declaration of Independence in 1860?

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From Hughy

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Well, this is not widely known and is very seldom addressed in any way……but , it just so happens that I am up on this situation.

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Abe said two things………..The first was….”Elmo, can I borrow your pen”?………………….after which he said “Im sorry Im so long getting to this….Im about 87 years late.”

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Once again, YOUAREWELCOME. We hear at H.A.S. are just glad to help.



Dulcee Mure’ from Paris France writes dear Hugh: Do you have a photogenic memory?

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From Hugh

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Howdy Dulcee: What’s shakin over there in French Land….?  Your question is very very intuitive and insightful..plus , it has a big word in it…that will empress my billions of  daily readers.

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In fact I do have a photogenic memory. Photogerialismic scans of my brain always look really really nice……When I have pictures taken of my cranial contents, (once the laughter dies down among the technicians),…….the pictures always turn out in a stellar manner..

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There is one picture of my prefrontal lobomatan cortexual ganglia…that looked so good that various magazines vied for using it on the cover. But the only one I would license it to was a Bowling Alley Maintainance publication put out by a group of mechanics in upstate New York…….

Thanks for the opportunity to address this important aspect of things……..


Willodean Gersop from St Louis Missouri writes in an utter panic…Dear Hughy…..the family came to my house for dinner today. I have worked myself silly, been cooking for three daze,…..and even dusted the top of the frigerator and mopped the floor with that fancy stuff. Now I have tons of leftovers and dont know what to do with em. what to you reccccommend?

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from Hughy

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Wellll Willodean, I suggest EMAILING THEM to friends who like the specific things you have left…..There is a new app for the IPHONE that will digitally send squash casserole and green beans. (with only minimal mess)….If you have a Droid…there is an app called FOOD FLINGER that will send even ham ,with bone included, to anyone else who has a Droid.

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these apps are still in BETA and are not yet perfected….but are really really good. You will , however, need to have your phone dry cleaned after sending two or three days worth of food. Squash is bad to get stuck under the “send” key on the Droid.

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You are welcome……


Little Mikey Ratslinger from Tuscumby Alabama writes on this Thanksgiving Eve…Dear Mr Hughy: I just got a spanking for telling my mommy that I was thankful for all that I have learned from you. My hindquarters are sore and she made me say I was sorry for reading your posts. I’m gonna have to unsubscribe and my heart is broken. However she says I can have an old phone book to read. Goodbye ye ole giver of information!!!!!!!! I bid thee Adieu….and adieu……

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From Hugh

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Hey Mikey: I’m so thankful for your support over your whole life up till now. (all three years) You have wisely chosen to obey your mommy. …….

In time she will learn to appreciate the gems of knowledge that I freely cast out to the yearning masses. But be patient. And do what your mommy says.

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In times of crisis you can always mention H.A.S. as a possible solution. But do it from a distance.

Right now: Just be thinking of ALL the great things you have to be thankful for…..There are sooooooooooooooooooooooooo many many wonderful blessings !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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