Pillmer Vanaden from Ipswitchshire England stops squirting WD-40 on a drawbridge hinge long enough to type this inadequate quesstion to us hear at the H.A.S. Corporate Labyrinth……..Dear Hugh…..What comprises a legal U-turn…..? and , is there something called a HUGH TURN?…I keep hearing my GPS lady saying ….WHEN POSSIBLE MAKE A LEGAL HUGH TURN…..?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wait in anxious trepidation for your reply oh yon gibber of advice.

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From Sir Hughbert

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Welllllllllllllll.

I am going to state unwquivicllllee

that there is no such thing as a

HUGH TURN.

UNLESS I  (OR HUGH GRANT)

AMs ACTUALLY INVOLVED.

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And I dont have the available time to

ride around town with everybody.

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What constitutes a legal

YOU TURN….

Is when YOU go dee udder weigh….

within the confines of local statues that

are on da books.

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Of coarse , if there are any big statues on the books …

you wont be able to open da books cause

statues are heavy,

especially the solid bronze ones.

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