Sammy Grincherlan from high atop a 1200 foot radio tower in Peoria Illinois writes Dear Hughy: Would you bring me my wrench?

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Howdy Sammy!………… from ole Hughy

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‘  Sammy…….I know you’ll understand that I have know intention of climbing a 1200 ft. radio tower to give you a wrench. May I reccccommmmend, Simply ordering a pizza from a delivery joint…………and tell the guy to grab the wrench on the way up……..They’ll deliver anywhere.