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Jogging vs. Blogging the axhughal Facts

Charles S…from Sideswipe New York writes              Dear Hugh:

Would you please explane the diffrnce between JOGGING and BLOGGING……..??????  I  can’t afford to get much strenuous exercise ….but am considering starting a blog. Blogging sounds like it could get my heart rate up and involve extensive exertionism. I’m turning to you for help. I feel good about myself for utilizing such good judgment-type prudence.

Answer From Hugh :
Thank you for this opportunity to illucidate an important topic Charles………….

While there is a similarity in the two spoken words “Jogging” and “Blogging” , there is nothing even CLOSE in comparison of the caloric consumption. In my particular case, Jogging involves running off to somewhere I didnt need to go…..and then hoping I can make it back….to where I started…..

Conversely, Blogging involves my discussion of an issue that no one needed to address and then hoping I can return to the real world before my wife catches me doin it (when I was supposed to be carrying out the garbage.)

Exercising is particularly perilous for me due to the fact that, when I lose wait, it always leaves from my BRAIN first. I dieted and lost 10 pounds after Christmas…leaving me with only 20 lbs of brain. I cant afford to lose any more…………….Hugh

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Edwin N Eppte from Grunch New York writes dear Hugh: I heard that you dropped a 300 lb anvil on your foot during one of your riveting speeches on Anvils In American Culinary History at Amalgum A and P University last weekend. I admire you so much for being able to handle such weighty topics. Why?

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……..Well, Mr N…..You heard wrong….It wasn’t my foot. It was Big Ed Smittherman’s foot…He says he’s “comin after me” in a couple of years when he can move around again. And it wasnt 300 pounds…It was 323 pounds…..Anvils are not made in that weight confighughration .

Wared Surlsipper from Buuzaard Fling France writes Dear Hugh: I think it’s grate that most French -speaking babies are born hear inn France. Do you?

You got that write Mr Sippersurl..! Roughly 4.2475 % of all babies that are born ..SPEAK FRANCH……I sure hope my grand daughter doesnt speak a foreign language. f she dont speak English, Im in big trouble commhughnicating with the little chick.


Willie Ray Epperwhap from Gobbler’s Dredge kentucky writes..Dear Hugh: My Mommy says I demonstrate good judgment by faithfully reading your daily, brilliant, keen, informative and insightful postings hear at H.A.S…..But I always fall asleep when I read. Do you?

First of all Ray….Stop refffferring to your “mommy”…..You are 46. Also, you didnt capitolize “Kentucky”…We do knot tolerate misspeeling or misscapitalizationarianism. You are heretofour assigned to the H.A.S. cyber-chain-gang……….…………………. Now to answer your absurd question….NO! I don’t fall asleep when you read!!!!!!. That is one of the silliest things I have ever been asked. Why on earth would your drowsiness cause me to go to sleep?…..I worry about some of you folks out their. It would have been reasonable for you to inquire about if I fall asleep when EYE read….but OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO…You couldnt just make it simple…………….

Wanda Lou Snivvler writes dear Hugh….Where is the International Headquarters of H.A.S…? …Is It in an old warshing machine box from Sears?

I’m A FRAYED Knot not not not not not………….Are you kidding me……..We maintain a palatial edifice in FROG SQUAT Alabama. It is manned and womanned by hundreds of thousands of committed researchers….(Some have been committed..more often than others.)  One of the most often committed is “Susie’ of Squat”……………Much like Joan of Arc (who was a welder)……….Susie of Squat rides around on a midget donkey barking orders to her minions.

Hulgania Swampdrin…………from Gizzard Squish Tennessee…….Sent in this flattering photo of herself…We don’t know why. ..thoughshe claims its the best one she’s gotten of herself since she had her hair dyed again.

THANKS SO MUCH Hulgania……………….This touches us deeply hear at THE SERVICE.

T.P Wigwarmmer from AAAARF england writes dear Hugh: WHY ON EARTH is their a PINK FLOWER in the Upper Left corner of your daily BOLG Psoting?

Pleas watch you typing T.P>………I bearly could read the last prat of waht yuo wrtoe. I’LL TELL YOU WHY THERE”s A PINK FLOWER……..ITS Cause I cant edit CSS formatting and I have KNOW IDEA HOW TO GET THE SILLY THING OFF of there…..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right now Im just reccccommmmending that you put tape over it on your screen.

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