Archive for March, 2011

The Sardine SAGA………Dazed by the Sweltering heat….I am convinced to eat the first sardine of my 50 years.

Winky Dibblere’ from Salsburg France writes…Dear Hugh: Can you explain the Pythagorean Theorum?

Yes. Absolutely. Its a shame you didn’t ask me to do it……It would have given me a chance to illucidate a dibtwine that is often Miss Understood and Miss Characterized…………………….Hugh

Sylvia Wrongmall from Bavaria’s uppermost mountain peak writes: I’m on Bavaria’s uppermost mountain peak…………… But there are still cobwebs hanging from somewhere. Are there cobs in the atmosphere as well as in every house on earth…………..?

Oh yes Sylvia. Rarely understood by those who are not among the intellecthughally eleete, these ubiquitous arachnids occhughpy even our ambient atmospherical air. There are even entire cloud formations composed of nothing but cobwebs. Inter…estingly a recent government study indicated that no one has ever seen a cob spider. Its kinda like tryin to see the wind…….or nail pudding to a fence post….Much effort is expended, but eventhughally, we must accept their existence and clean up their webs…..Lily Mae Snodgrass CLAIMS that she saw one in ’76 behind her dryer. But she cant verify it…and I think she’s just trying to get on TV.

Little 2 year “Rattler” Peasquisher from Tuscumbia Al scribbles Dear Hugh: I have devised a remote control that controls my next door neighbors microwave inversionary dibsplonder. Every time she tries to warm up a cup of tea,,…It freezes it solid. I love it. But my mommy knows sumpin is goin own….Im a’feered that I’magonna git caught. Why?

What do you mean…. Why? I’ll tell you why Little Squisher….Your afraid you’re gonna get caught for a very good reason….YOU’RE GUILTY you little munchkin!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop it write now…and get busy studeeing yur fonics buks.

Hugh

“Two Dogs dining in a busy restaurant” Video Clip from Youtube..HEEEEE!!

Sedgewick Guzzler from Binders Swamp Louisiana writes: Dear Hugh, Do you believe in the Abominable Snowman?

Howdy Sedgewick…….I did believe in him …

…..’till I loaned him 50 bucks for a down payment on a hut back in ’89…….and I havent scene him cents. Its tough when you believe in folks and then have your faith shattered.

Hugh

Heeeee!! heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

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