Claudette Benard from behind a stack of overdue liberry books writes…..Dear Hugh…..I’m hiding behind a stack of overdue liberry books. Shuddering with remorse. Cringeing with fear. Hesitant with trepidation….(but still re-reading the forward to “War and Peace”)…..the question I have for you is this……..Since the books are only 4 hours overdue,…Why am I so riddled with fearish emotions….?
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Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll……………………..I’m not really sure.,,,,,,,,,,,but then again……………..
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It could be that , in your childhood you were SHUSSHED by an overzealous liberrian at the school wheres you attended. SOME of these “BOOK PATROLMEN/Women” have even been known to WHACK an unsuspecting and helpless youth with a ruler. YES>!!!!!!!!!!! Oh the hughmanity of it all….!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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