Lil Bibbslinger from Gizzard Crunch Kentucky rights Dear Hughy: I planted special-ordered microwave popcorn seeds from a company called “SPECIALORDERMICROWAVEPOPCORNSEEDSLLC”……….I planted the little boogers…and now I have little folded sacks popping up in rows. My question is twofold………Why no spaces in the company name…and WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE SACKS?

From Hugh:

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Well Lil………..I hate to tell you this….But We don’t allow twofold questions about anything hear at H.A.S…….So I am forced to report this to Aunt Bertha and Cousin ELroy……You will be placed on probation , I am quite certain of that.

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Now ,  I believe you’re feeding me a line of pure baloney. I dont think there is even a KERNEL of truth in this corny little diatribe you have sought to foist on my innocent readers (both of em). But just in case…..The reason there are no spaces in the company name is that the space program is being phased out. It’s that simple. NASA no longer subsidizerizes space or spaces.

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Now regarding the little rows of sacks…
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WHATDIDYOUEXPECTORATEWHENYOU

PLANTEDMICROWAVEPOPCORN?