Wadley Pullman from Trane West Virginia writes….Dear Hugh: I heard on the news today that hot air ballooning is on the rise in this country….Will that contribute to inflation? I’m just kinda wanting to float these questions that give rise to some serious thought. I hope this subject won’t fall flat. Hugh, you have meant so little to me and my family,…please take this opportunity to say something worthwhile.

Howdy Wadley………………..

I have never in my life gotten a

blathering bunch of mumbo

jumbo like you have foisted upon

us with this post.

How long has it been since

you had your head examined…?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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.

I certainly hope that you will see

one of the shrinks that my team

will reccccccommend for you.

If knot,…….just call me personally

and I will counsel you through

this tumultuous time of

mental decline.