Little 18-month-old Buzzy Fumpster (from standing on a paint can reaching up to the computer) writes Dear Mr. Hughy, I’m standing on a paint can reaching up to the computer and working hard since I am illiterate due to my youthful status……My Daddy is a WATERM Eater checker for the city of Phling Idaho…..What is a WATERM? And why does my daddy get paid to check up on the folks that eat em….?

From Mr Hughy

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Howdy there young man……………

Be careful up there on that paint can………

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I believe you will find that your daddy

is a Water Meter Information Collection

Officer (WMICO)……….

He’s the one that sends me a bill every

month for how much water my household

has consumerized during the previous

30 day comma……..

(some wood say thirty day period…….)…

but that’s perty trite.

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There is no such thang as a WATERM……..