Alexander Grate’ from Nashville Tenneeesee writes….Dear Hughy, What is so grate about William Shakespeare…and how did he gain so much notoriety…..?

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From Letereari Expert Hughbert

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Welllllllllllllllllllllllll…………………..You actually need to ask a liberrian about this. Not that they would know the answer, but I’d enjoy knowing you got “SHUSSHED” for asking too loud.

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Look Alex………Ole “Shaky Boy” as he was known to his buddies…..Just had a lot of free time cause his daddy was extremely rich from selling the patent for plastic. Mr. Shakespeare Senior was a sharp cookie, whom would have invented the wheel if he’d been born a few centuries sooner.

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“ShakyBoy” sat around making up stories about Juliet…………. and that romeo Romeo feller. Had he not had em talking in old English dialects that nobody understands, he would have sold a lot more books and stuff. BUT OHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO….he was dead-set on talking goofy.

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ShakyBoy also wrote a book on Kumquat Farming in South Dakota,,,,…but his publisher said nobody gave a rip about kumquats,…other than in South Dakota ….so they wouldn’t spend any money promoting it. (THAT”S WHY , UNTIL NOW, you probly aint heard of it.)

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Anyhow, William is over rated ….the mane reason he’s famous, is because he’s been dead a long time and lot’s of folks know about him.

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You’re welcome.