Vern Schlooly from Eppershire Nebraksa writes Dear Hugh: You mentioned in one of your brilliant and riveting posts a few days ago about diving into a small container of jello from a high dive platform…………. Oddly enough ,I have always wanted to do that very thing, but MY MOMMY WON”T LET ME. How can I reason with her?…And If I may follow up ………….Is there a particular flavor or brand that is best for this sport…?

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From Hughy

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Well Vern………..You are 62 years old according to the lates U.S. Census……Thusly…You do’nt have to ask your MOMMY…………However. in this case, it could be a good idea……

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The last guy who tried this…developed a few sudden and severe health problems….(though they may not have necessarily been caused by the  sudden stop in the jello bowl…….) ….I still personally think that is what caused the facial fractures and general decline in health at around that very moment…..