Rudolph (the Rain deer with the Nose issue) writes in today Dear Hugh……I’ve been leading this heavily laden sliding cart rig…..For several daze now. I’m just gonna tell you right now……I’m tired of being out front getting all the bugs in my teeth. It’s not so bad in Siberia and places like that, but south Florida and Mexico etc…are really a challenge (even at 40,000 feet)…..Will you put in a word for me to the old chubby geezer? He reads your outrageous blog everyday. He will see anything you say. Wellllllllllllllll, Will you Hughy?

From Hughy

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Well Rudolph, you know you are deer to my heart.  I know your task is probably a drag…… also know what you are LEADING up to …………You are going to ask Santa for a raise before the first of the year……maybe it’ll work out, you’ve got a lot of PULL…

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But , let’s take this issue by its self for now………..I certainly understand the “bugs in your teeth” conundrum. But listen ole buddy….Your main concern is the question of whether or not any of those bugs are part of an ENDANGERED SPECIES. ….Clearly , they were endangered individuals. BUT IF IF IF IF ….they are on the ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST……You are liable to get sued…..

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Talk this over with gregarious ole chubby cheeks……………..You tell him I said to “get you a disposable windshield or bug screen”…………Get with it Santa Baby… ….




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