Hue P. Esse from Fredex Valley Ohio, rights….Dear Hugh’s Answering Service….I am comsidering starting a discount package delivery infrastructer and system by which stuff can be taken to folks whom need it….UTILIZING ONLY ….UNICYCLES. ……I feel that it will be a way of GOING GREEN. …and saving gas and stuff like that…….And it certainly wont wear the roads out so badly. What tips can you give me in this enterprise?

From Hughy.

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Well, I’ll send you a crumpled dollar

that i just found in the dryer…?

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NO NO NO NO……

I guess you want actuall operational ADVICE….

NOT A TIP.

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The first thing I’d say with this

unicycle delivery arrangement…

Is that you must take a

WELL-BALANCED approach.

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There i said it. Somebody had to expect that one.

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BUT I DIGRESS.

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It will be crucial…and important

for you to teach your drivers to obey

all traffic laws.

ESPECIALLY STOPPING.

BUT THEY MUST REMAIN BALANCED

AND NOT PUT THEIR

FOOTSIES on the GROUND.

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This will help keep people from staring at

their cell phones while at traffic lites.

And , if you hang a tip jar

off the side of the cycle,

you may actually pick up some change

in such situations.

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Caution all your drivers not to carry more than

TWELVE packages per trip.

TWELVE. ……NOT THIRTEEN…..

TWELVE.

Studies have shown that is the limit..

DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME.

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We know about stuff like this.

 

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