Deppy Sheltlan from an elephant farm in Peoria Illinois writes today with this insincere inquiry…Dear Hughy, What do I need to do to get my face and head carved on Mt. Rushmower…….?

From Hughy

.

Welllllllllllll……….

,

I think normally you need to be dead a long time…..

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But, in this case we will make an expleption ,

I would recommend starting buy buying a drill and a big hammer, and some rope.

And get started.

DO NOT BUY CHEAP TOOLS.

DONT DO IT.

.

No knead to get permits or anything….

Just pick a spot and start whacking.

.

And while your at it, why not get

that pimple off Theodore

Roosevelts NOSE.?

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Get Busy.

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