Mildred Shoemakker who consistently makes footwear for centipedes…..(In order to sell a lot to each customer.)…………Writes inn today…..Dear Hugh, I need to cut a 35 degree angle…………But its hot hear in Wyoming………What should I do?

From Hughy,

..

Howdy Mildred….

I can certainly sea your plight….

If it needs to bee thirty five dgrees

when you cut the angle ….

you are definitely gonna have a problem.

My satellite imagery shows that it is

107 where you live….

.

BUT…………….Fear KNOT………

Theres a way you can getterdun…..

.

And its very simple……

Put the substance youve got to cut…..

IN THE FREEZER…..For 34 minutes….

That should get the temp of the substrate down

to thirty FIVE…

But dont put it in there for thirty six minutes

in order to get it to thrity five

because that wont work effecatiously.

.

After doing that…..

Simply pull the object out of the

freezer for cutting…

.

Otherwise youll end up with a freezer

full of sawdust.

.

Or you could go sit on an iceberg……..

……and see if you can get these two

folks to help you.

 

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