In a shocking turn of events, we were visited today at the Frog Squat Headquarters of H.A.S…….By a group of disoriented rocket scientists…..(Generally, these types don’t get disoriented,….which is what makes it shocking)………Anyhow, they were needing some advice on how to calculate the eliptical decline line of a falling star when acted upon by the combined actuarial and geotimnical gravlimation of the earth and the moon, while in a geosynchronous orbit…….So I told em what they needed to do….as follows……

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From Spacey Boy Hughy

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Well ladies and gentlemen….

And distinguished various other

folks…….and guesseds

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As we approach this subject,

the first thing to remember is that you

need to eat plenty of protein

and dietary fiber…

because this may take a while …

and we all need to be at our best.

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Secondly,   Make sure you have a pencil…

No……make it TWO pencils.

And a couple of books of blank paper.

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You will also need a pitcher of coofee…..

(Yes I said “coofee”)……..

Its a sppecial drinck for brain health.

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Now,…….

Let’s get down to pacifics.

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Step one…..

Panic.

Step Two:

Recognize that know won kneads

two no this anyhow,

but if the gubmint will fund it

with other peoples money,

LETS GO FOR IT.

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Step three…

Call AUNT BERTHA….

Shes the one that nose the deet tails.

Your Walcome.

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