Karrie Wonderwood from behind a 4 string banjo in a utility building in Upper Manhattan,…..writes Dear Hugh…..yesterdaze post that was supposed to have revealed what YOGURT is made of…WAS A CROCK. I have never in my life scene such follishness masquerading as humorous absurdity. Would you please try to FOCUS…and simply tell us what YOGURT is of Made…? ( I couldnt end on the word “of”…..Ive seen how you ostracize those whom do such.)

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From Food Fight Hughy

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Wellllllllllll……….

Hears the deel…….

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The reason I didnt actually tell about yogurts

complonents is very simple…

YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW….

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Iffern I tell you,…

You may never consume that stuff again….

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But if you insist….

A YOGURT is a small furry vegetable that grows

only in Radioactive Isotope dump areas….

The reason you lose wait when you eat lots of that

stuff is because you are allergic to

Isotopish Yogurtian radiation.

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If you aint allergic to it, for wattever reason….

You will simply absorb the YOG….and get fatter

I was very hesitant to address this….

as it will probably bust a lots of folkses bubble

….regarding Yogurt is

sues.

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But you forced me into revealing the troof.

BUY THE WEIGH……..MY FAVORITE FLAVOR OF YOGURT IS

CABBAGE

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