Little Sammy Tutone…a pheasant plucker from Carlsbald Cavnerns Oklahoma writes…… dear Hughy, I have 12 Laying hens…… Each day they each lay an egg each….. I feed them very good quality food. And very high quality water…..YET, the eggs have a somewhatt bitter taste. What could be wrong here…?

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From Bird brain Hughbert…..

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Well Sedgewick,………..

I will tell you eggzactly watt is awry inn

this particulate case..

.

Clearly your fowl are being well feeded….

and wartered…..

.

YET………..SUPMIN IS WRONG…..

SOMETHING IS “ROTTEN IN DENMARK”…..

(As they used to Say).

.

As you can imagine, CHICKENS ARE VERY EMOTIONALLY

UNSTABLE and are prone to being in a

FOWL MOOD.

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Yes ……I said” FOWL MOOD”.

I did it, and it’s two late now to change it…

Just get over it. NOt only did I say it, But I feel no REEM ORSE.

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The actuall problem hear in your case

is that you ovbiously

have a bunch of chickens with

BAD ATTITUDES.

They are probably BITTER about all the Kentucky Fried

Advertising on TV and Radio……

.

OR IT IS CONCEIVABLE THAT THEY ARE

JUST BITTER BECAUSE

you, consistently and without any cents of

recalcitrance, continue

to abscond with their daily egg

production.

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WHY DID THIS CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?_______________________________________________________

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