Wanda Lou Schmedley is irate and mad at me………… BUT, KNOWS WHERE TO TURN FOR PERSONAL ADVICE,……So she swallers her pride and asks simply,……..Dear Hughy, I need to lead a cow to water and make it drink…..It can’t be done with equestrians, but can it be done with the members of the bovine genus, species , phylum or family?

….From Bovine expert Hughy

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Trust me on this stuff Wanda….

I have eaten enough cows to know

about moo critter issues.

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Now look…………..

We all know that Horses can be led to water.

But not maid to drink.

So I dont’ know why you brought that up…

and I certainly don’t know why I just repeated it.

BECAUSE IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING.

Although it didnt in this priticular case.

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Bovines, however are an entirely

differnt animal.

Which, you have probably knowticed.

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Let’s milk this topic for all its worf.

COWS CAN BE LED TO WATER AND

MADE TO SWALLOW THE LIQUID.

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Thusly, it is what it is …

and you just as well trust me….

and stop being mad.

I dont care if my advice to

adopt a pet penguin is

reaking havoc in your life.

You should have knowed

I was kidding.

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