Shattering the expectorations of millions………. Today I stepped in a puddle of motor oil and am callling in slick. …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Yes, CALLING IN SLICK. Therefore i will not be answering any questions…except this one that comes pouring in from the NON FRICTION section at the PUBLIC LIBERRY…………Dear Hugh: Is there any chance that the United States Congress will balance the budget? …and, thusly, restore some fiscal credibility to the Monestary Exchange System here in our fair land….?

….From Skeptical Hughbert

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Let me think it over for a moment,………

Ok , that’s enough time…

The answer is KNOW……

Absolutely KNOT.

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The chances of the US congress

balancing the budget is roughly

equivalent to that of  an alley cat

offering help to an injured MOUSE.

(or other small rodentiary type vermin)

.

The United statesCongressisnotw

idely known formanifesting forwa

rdthink ingin matters of things related

to issues of the sort of things that some

people think isstuff thatt he yneed to

be doin something about beforeit

catchesu pwith us and all kindso

fjunk ofa similarn ature.

.

Now, with that said……I called in slick…

I am not supposed to be doing this.

I think I will complain to someone….

regarding the preservation of my rights

regarding being over worked on a slick day.

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