In a sssssssssshocking departure from the normal eruditional suaveness and ambient certainty of competental expectorancy……. We here at H.A.S have watched our feckless and fearless Leader “Hughy” run shrieking from his office, hollering …”I don’t have a clue”!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t have a clue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”……..Apparently, Hugh is suffering from lack of nutrition to his cranial orb…..So today’s question will be answered by Aunt Bertha………………. From Hughy out behind a dumpster in the Wal Mart Parking Lot………….”Dear Aunty B…….. What are the proper nutrients necessary to maintain proper mental flunction?”

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From Aunty bertha…..

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Welllll wellll wellll………….

Ole Hughy!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like you are having to write in to

YOUR OWN ANSWERING SERVICE…

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And I must say to my dear nephhugh…that there is

no level of nutrition that is going to help your brain

function normally. Or “normally function”

(as the case may be.)

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But……It will help if you eat a lot of

KUMQUATS……

They dont have much vitamin “Q”…

But you’ll get a kick out of saying the word

“Kumquat”

over and over……

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You may Also try vitamin

“I” and vitamin “Q” Supplements….

Raising your I Q levels will be

partricularly useful…..

Often you can get you I Q’s levels tested

….. but dont go to a Dr’s office.

they cant do it there.

(For whom nose what reason.)

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By the way…get yourself back here…we’ve got questions to answer….

And I cant sit here all day with this stuff….I gotta set out some Mater plants.

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