Pauline Paarboile is agitated…..bigtime…..and simply and gruffly types …..dearest Sweet, lovable, and endlessly erudite Hughbert, ” What , if anything,…. is the best way to moisturize my skin?” ….

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From Moisturized Hughy

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Howdy Pauline……

I thought I dealt with this question a

few weaks ago….

I am deeply dissappointed that you are

not asking on

behalf of millions of unmoisturized humans…

But only for YOUR SKIN. Thisisshoc king

and vestipular, to say the least.

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One of the best ways to increase the H2O level

of your epidermal layerage is to

Simply…….

GO JUMP IN THE LAKE….

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OR TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER.

Surveys have have have have have have have shown that few things will moisturize as well as totally submergerizing yourself  in nasty river water.

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They have….!!!!!!!!! Don’t argue with me.

You know its true…..

WOULD EYE MISSLEED YOU?????????????

ME?????????????

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