Avril Sinuss from Wheezduetopollen Holland writes simply………. Dear Hughbert,……. What is the best way to avoid pollen, and the ensuing fits of sudden air expulsion from my lungs…? I spew microscopic particulates for up to twenty feet when i do that…..and I’m weary of these allergisms…

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From Respiratory Hughy

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Well, take a chill pill and

wait till April Avril..!!!

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It’s gonna get a lotte worse four it gits batter!!!!!!

But this sithughation is nothing to

SNEEZE at.

(yes,….i said it.)

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One thing that really helps me is to wear

SCUBA GEAR 24 hours a day.

You’ll get some strange looks in the grocery store

or standin in line to buy new car tags and stuff,….

but ….

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME…?

Societal NORMS?…..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OR do you desire a SOLUTION?!!!!!!!!!!!

.

Let’s CALM DOWN OUT THERE……

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One other thing you can do is have a body suit made

out of air conditioner filters.

And have the one that goes over your head,

fitted with a periscope.

LOOK,…….I’M TRYING TO HELP HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…..

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Try it before you reject my suggestion……

I cant just be sitting hear righting this stuff

for no thing.

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