Zelma Wardloow from behind a shrimp sorting counter in Edgemont Montana stops…and without even rinsing the shrimp goop off her hands…….types dearest Hughbert, What is the difference in a “nautical mile” and a “regular ole mile” mile?

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Howdy Zellmer

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First of all…….MAY I SUGGEST

that you at least warsh your hands before

you use your laptop… It won’t be long

before the health department is all over

you to clean that thing up.

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I have to run

my laptop through the

DRIVE THROUGH LAP TOP WASH

here in town…at least once a month…

cause my dachshund walks all over the

keyboard trying to get on

GOOGLE Earth

to check on his brother in

the back yard of a house in

Fort Lauderdale.

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Now look “Zelldy baby”….

(A little sixties HIPPY talk there..although I wasn’t a hippy)……

A mile is a mile is a mile is a mile.

How could one mile be longer than a nother mile?

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That’s like the ole deal where they asked

WHICH WEIGHS MORE

A pound of lead or a pound of feathers?

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((((Although, now that I think about it,

I still say that a pound of lead weighs more

than a pound of feathers.)))))

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If you are in a boat, I admit it’s harder

to keep up with how far youre goin

’cause some of the Landmarks you go buy

are floating around.

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But A MILE IS A MILE IS A MILE…

Get used to it.

And stop making a big deal about nothing.

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Or I’ll reach through this computer and

spray your hands with disinfectant.

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