Earline Sabblewon ,who specializes in Taxidermy of Cross-Eyed Marsupials, stops what shes doing long enough to pen this handwritten note from her office in the Windy City of Chicargo Illinois,……..Dearest Hughy, What is the proper weigh to label a package for appropriate and adequate handling in transit with the assigned carrier…? ..

 

.From Transit Genius Hughbert

.

Welllllllllllll Harriet…….

I’ll make you a package deal and

answer  this whole querstion write hear.

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There are three appropriate labelling wordages….

For use under THREE

VERY DISTINCT AND SEPARATE

AND DIFFERNT CIRCUMSTANCES……

.

One is

“THIS SIDE UP”

and in such a case,….

Make sure you write it all over the package.…

I mean aaaallllllllll over it…………….

BECAUSE,….. you don’t want em to miss seeing it by it only being written on one side. If you do it only on one side, and that’s not the side they happen to be looking at, HOW ON EARTH WILL THAT DO ANY GOOD….. ?

.

Two……….. Is

“HANDLE WITH CARE”

BUT JUST WRITE THAT ON ONE SIDE…..

ONE SIDE.

It is crucial to keep packages looking neat and

ERUDITE.

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THREE, AND THIS IS CRUCIALALSO…….

“HANDLE WITHOUT CARE”

This message should be written all over the box.

I mean ALLLLLLLLLLLL over the box.

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WHY? YOU ASK………

BECAUSE you want to make sure that the poor fellers and gals that handle that stuff don’t waste energy handling it WITH care..when there simply ain’t any need for it. THAT’S WHY.

Look, do you want to be handling something

and CARING ABOUT BREAKING IT…

WHEN THERE IS

AN ANVIL IN THE BOX….?

I Think KNOT.

Let’s GET REAL OUT THERE…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Be considerate of the Postal Service……….

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