Ann Delvernne from behind a kids pajama rack at WalMart …stops shopping for footie jammers long enough to type this riveting inquiry to H.A.S……….. Dear Hughbert, Do you believe in Aliens? …from other Plant Its? .

From Terrestrial Hughbert

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Well Debbie,…………..

This is a source of much consternation

and delvectitude.

Also folks tend to disagree about it,

largely due to the fact that they don’t

hold the same convictions

regarding the topic.

.

I, however, do agree with myself on this and

will straighten it out once and for most.

.

I used to believe in Aliens……….

Until a group of em ran off with my banjo

and two jars of pickled blueberries.

While I sat there weeping they were giggling and

bouncing around on the weigh back to the mothership

WITH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY STUFF…..!

.

I cried out…. “take me to your Leader…..

Take me to your leader”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WANT JUSTICE!!!!!

But their trial lawyers intervened and said I would

have to file an official lawsuit on

the planet “Squiddle Seven”.

And my GPS is no help on how to find it.

.

After an event like this its

HARD TO BELIEVE IN ANYBODY.

To be treated in such a way……

I just cant put any faith in the little rascals.

But they are in for a shock…..

.

That banjo is out of tune.

And I aint tellin em how to fix it.

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