Alana Graddle from the Possum Creek Pig Farm in Sawdust Tennessee writes……Dear Hugh, is it possible for a SINGLE termite to eat an entire house?… and, if so, are there any dochughmented cases of such a thang happnin?………..and…..are there photos?

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From entemilogicalistic expurt Hughy……

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Such an interesting question………. Very very Interesting……

Especially now……. at this time……… in my history…….

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Because , when I came home this afternoon, after sailing a silver sloop

to San Salvador on the high sieze of the sPacific Ocean…to rescue a group of disoriented

dental hygeinists , who were floating around Cape Horn in a rusty beer keg…..

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I noticed my house was missing…………..

And there was a very large bug strolling over the hill in the distance.

And he was shaped kinda funny.

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IT’s all beginning to add up now.

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Yes….this certainly can happen….and was last recorded in April of 2001 in a small town in Ohio.

There were no pictures …..but Ethel Schmedley claims, she whacked the bug over the head and

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got her living room back before he ran off.

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