Hillary Hilton from the office of Hamster Haulers in Historic Houston Texas …finishes unloading a whole haul of hyper rodents….and writes…. Dear Hugh, Sometimes I feel like I have the WAIT of the hole wurld on my shoulders. I have to wait at the laundry mat. I have to wait at the Doc Tors office. I have to wait on my Tax return. And I have to wait on my turn to lift weights in the Jim Nasium. How long will I have to wait on an answer from you?

From ole Hughbert…………

…….

Wellllllllllllllllllllll ……Hold on a minute.

Just take a chill pill…………….

.

I think you need to go on a WAIT PROGRAM.

.

So I’m gonna prescribe a program that

takes a long time to receive.

EVEN IF YOU ORDER IT DELIVERED BY

HUGH P S.

.

Simply send me 65$

pOSTAGE pAID

Use only as Directed

.

BUT  WEIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you order now………..

(Within the next ten minutes)

I will also include an

autographed set of

stereo- equipped

MOUSE TRAPS.

.

 

Melting dog

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