Today the entire Canasta Club (that meets at Dolores Canteneleeny’s home on Wednesday mornings)…..came marching down to our headquarters in Frog Squat Alabama. They surrounded my office and screamed this question over and over until I crawled out the winnder and answered it in person….. Dear Hugbert: How did you develop such a knowledge base and extraordinary grasp of factuallities as to be able to bless our lives with sew much imfornation on a daily basis while at the same time travelling widely on selfless heroic trips to save people and aminals in hopeless conundrums…?

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From Hughy

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Well…………………. I have to say that listening to ya’ll scream that long question over and over was really tough…. Especially since none of you had it down word for word and it sounded like absolute chaos. Why couldnt you ask a shorter, more concise, less verbose question without so much redundancy?

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But be that as it may…………..

I obtained this knowledge simply by

snoozing on various shelves in a Liberry.

I lived mostly in the Hysterical Friction section…..

But also spent months snoozing  on the

Geography Shelf (Studying Angles and Hypoteneuses)

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And was certainly familiar with the Geometry Shelf…where I learned about the placement of the various countries and stuff like that.

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I also actually read all that content that Bill Shakes Sphere wrote.

And lots of it didnt impress me won bit.

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So I recommend that, if you desire to someday run an Answering Service….that you create a Library inside your house and snooze on the shelves near whatever subject you want to know about……..

OOPS………..I ENDED on a PREPOSITION…. (I SHOULD HAVE SPENT MOWER TIME ON THE ENGLISH BOOK….. SHELF).

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1 responses to “Today the entire Canasta Club (that meets at Dolores Canteneleeny’s home on Wednesday mornings)…..came marching down to our headquarters in Frog Squat Alabama. They surrounded my office and screamed this question over and over until I crawled out the winnder and answered it in person….. Dear Hugbert: How did you develop such a knowledge base and extraordinary grasp of factuallities as to be able to bless our lives with sew much imfornation on a daily basis while at the same time travelling widely on selfless heroic trips to save people and aminals in hopeless conundrums…?”

  • King of Frog Squat,
    The librarian must have simply loved having you in hibernation on the shelves. One more thing to dust! Please be more considerate of the selfless and heroic efforts of librarians worldwide as they endure the shenanigans of people such as Hugh…..

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