Little Gertrude Chambly from Guzzlers Gulp Oklahoma is in serious trouble tonight….and in desperate need of our assistance here at H.A.S……She has apparently put regular dish detergent in an automatic dishwasher AGAIN !!!….Her communication sounds a little bit “GURGLY” but she says…She put in three cups of liquid Joy…. and now there is a wall of soap suds 12 feet deep moving across town engulfing everything in sight…..BUT THAT THINGS ARE CLEANER. She ends her message with “Hep me! Hep me…! .”BUBBLE BUBBLE”..Somebody Hep me!”

From Ole Hughbert…..

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Well……Gertrude…..Why don’t you stand outside and sing something by Pavorotti…?

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You can call it a SOAP OPERA….!.

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I WANT YOU TO COME CLEEEEEAN

ABOUT WHAT REALLLY happened….

before you seek to start sopping up the mess…..

But wait….let me go buy stock

in a paper towel company before

the work starts….

Otherwise, I’m not sure I can

ABSORB ….

WHAT IS HAPPENIN…..!!!!!!

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Listen two me Gertrude….. I have had to advise

you on this absurd behavior of yours already back in 2010.

Your misuse of products is the stuff of legend.

YOU MUST USE THINGS

ONLY AS DIRECTED…..!!!!!!

ONLY AS DIRECTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Are you listening this time Gerty?????

If it doesnt’ say DISHWASHER DETERGENT..

…..DONT PUT IT IN THE MACHINE.

DISH detergent is a different

chemicalistic conglomerationism.

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