Lemmond Citruslean from Carraway Kansas writes …Dearest ole Hughbert… What is a weather rock? And how do they function? And where can I get one? and are the Warranteed against flaws in rocksmanship?

Well………

A weather rock is a really neat kneat thing.

BUT  A ROCK IS A HAAAARD SUBJECT…….

Yes…any time you say Neat… Twice in a row…

the Second KNEAT has to have a silent “K” in it.

Its a grammatatatical rule…. Ask a liberrian…. They’ll no about it.

I was actually given one by a friend several years ago….

ACTUALLY…And truthfully was….!!!!

…One of the funniest things I ever scene…..

((So I must give credit to the manufacturers of

Weather Rocks and previous distributors

of some of these funny “ROCK LINES”

for this post…!!

But the problem is I dont know who they all are

They’re probably out hunting rocks.))

Here is one feller that has some for sale….and of course GOOGLING em…

Will help you find one…If you need to know what the weather is doing….!!!!

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http://jeffowenartworks.com/FUN-Sculpture/WeatherRock/WeatherRock.htm

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The weigh that a whether rock functions is this….

Hang it on a pole out in your back (or front) yard,,,

or side yard. Or WHEREVER you want to..

BUT IT MUST BE OUTSIDE…….THIS IS CRUCIAL.

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Then, If the rock is wet…….. it is raining

or….(possibly its hung too near a sprinkler. If you want accuracy, Be careful with this stuff)

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If the rock is White….. It’s Snowing…..

If the rock is swinging…… It’s Windy.

or….. It could be hung near a walking trail and is being

bumped by pedestrians.

(if you want accuracy, BE careful with this stuff.)

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If the rock is hot…. the SUN IS SHINING..

or… Little Bunky Snodgrass just stuck it in a microwave to throw you off….

BE CAREFUL with ALL these factors.

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If the Rock is Gone……

There are three possibilities……

ONE……. There has been a major storm with lots of wind….

 TWO…. You live in a high crime neighborhood.

or THREE….. Your little stoney friend is gone to a

ROCK CONCERT. Because they Like

ROCK MUSIC. and like to ROCK and

ROLL..

YES…… I Said ROCK MUSIC. I must be stopped…

Before i get corny.

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Now …regarding the Warranty question….. Why dont you go ask somebody at the

HARD ROCK CAFE’…… HA HA HEEEE>…. Maybe THEY”LL KNOW.

https://i2.wp.com/i328.photobucket.com/albums/l337/darthwonka69/400_kr_mp_Weather_rock.jpg

https://i0.wp.com/i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll117/Ghostlover6190/weather.jpg

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