Ignatious Wadfoote from Bertha’s Bluff New York…. writes dear Hughy… We live waaaaaaaaay out in the sticks… and have seen the Abnomiable Snowman more than once… But have also heard of something called Ducked Ape…….. Who ..or …What is Ducked Ape?

From Rare Varmit and Adhesive Hughy

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Well…….this is such an important question… I am sincerely inpressed buy it.

Thank you for sending this inn.

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This is a STICKY subject.

But I will try to ADHERE to general common cents .

I’m on a roll here.

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Now…………….. Lots and lots of people

have a Ducked Ape specimen….in the CAR or

TRUCK or utility room…

AND THEY MAY NOT EVEN KNOW IT….

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Ducked Apes are generally docile creatures

that live around air-conditioning and heating

transfer tubing.

Even if you spot one, you may have trouble

prying it loose from the piping….

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Duct Apes are thin….VERY VERY thin critters…..

Usually about TWO inches wide…

But sometimes as long as a hundred feet….

Which makes em very difficult to control…  IF they attack.

Cause they can be in two or three places at once.

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Uh oh……… I see one headed my weigh….

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                          This little video is absolutely hilarious…..

                                          A mother duck attacking a swimmer….

                                           HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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