Archive for May 30th, 2015

The National Association for Associations that cant Find an Applicable Affiliation with any other Association (NAAFAAA) writes dearest Hughbert,…..We are associating ourselves with some associates that are quite unsociable….but , frankly , that has nothing to do with our question….. We knead two no simply this…? What is the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

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From Culinary and Psychiatric Hughy

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Thank you sew much for this timely inquiry.

Preparing a Turkey for Thanksgiving needs to begin now….

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ahead

of thyme.

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If you wait until the last minute to let a bird

know what’s fixin to happen, THEY PANIC.

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So I generally suggest to my clients that they start mentioning

vague things to the turkey several daze ahead of  time

regarding the approaching crisis….

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Such things as

“Hi Turkey,,….How you feeling today?

You look Pale.”

or……………….

“Hi turkey…….

Don’t look so…. down…….Everything’s not

going to be ok.”

or……………..

“If you think it’s bad today……just WAIT”….

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These seemingly innoccuous commentairees begin to

innnoculate the fowl mentally

and give them the idea that “SOMETHINGS UP”.

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Here is the general rule………

NEVER SURPRISE A TURKEY.

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Prepare them ahead of time.    You’r Welcome

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