Deelia Smaterlich from Buzzard Bust South Carolina writes …Dear Hugh…. It is my understanding that, in the infamous tale of Humpty Dumbpty, …all the kings horses AND all the kings men, were simply unable (or perhaps unwilling) to reassemble Mr. Dumpty. Is this the case? Does history corroborate this account? and is it true?…also, Id like to follow up if I may….?

From NON FOLLOW UP ALLOWER HUGHY

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NO……….YOU MAY KNOT FOLLOW UP. Not after asking three distinct and different questions that were redundant…!

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The story of Humbty Dumbty is an ongoing mystery to millions…..and is filled with intrigue and deceit, misinformation, and counterproductive yakking. (It was very similar to a normal day in Washington D.C.) In fact , if SOME of our leaders hadn’t been red this silly egg story, maybe they wouldn’t be as messed up. (but, I digress)

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Where was I………….. Oh yes, Ole Humbty Dumbpty …………. The fact of the matter is EGGZACTLY this….

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Humpty had severe inner ear problems and he

knew better than to be crawling around up on

the silly wall IN THE FIRST PLACE.

BUT OHHHHH NOOOOOOO! ….He just had

to try to retrieve his new FRISBEE.

BAD IDEA.

….. It is also the case that , while the kings men did seek to be useful

in saving the EGG GUY……

the horses didn’t do squat.

It is what it is.

There are other things to be considered here also….Such as …Who on earth wrote the silly story in the first place?….

But I digress……………………

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