Velma P. Cobslinger from Gertudes Mill Florida writes….. Dear Hugh….Daylight savings time ended this morning….but I hadn’t finished saving up all the daylight I wanted to……..Thusly, I am wondering if you saved up any extra…? And . if so….Would you consider selling me a couple of quarts??? …..for emergencies?

 

From Hughy

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Now look………..

You have had over six months to save up all the daylight you wanted. Don’t come whining to me…..

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It was daylight for 14 hours on July the 20. You could have saved up at least three hours that ONE DAY……

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However…………..

I saw this coming………………

And I bottled up several thousand gallons of daylight. Which I will put up for sale. When I want to.

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Ok ………… Now i want to……

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AND IF YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES………………….. I’ll throw in a small canister of darkness for if you ever need to take a nap on a bright sunny day.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Prices will vary according to how bright the day was when I collected the daylight…..and on public demand….and on governmental tacks policy.

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