Twiddle Dee Frumme’ from Perrie France writes Dear Hugh, I heard that the headquarters of the Answering Service there in Frog Squat held a Seed Spitting contest for all the local folks ….What types of seeds do you think are best ? I work at the French Speakers Local Credit Union, and we would like to have a contest here…..

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From Hugh

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Well……………..Im so sorry ……..The newspapers got it wrong….

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It wasnt’ a SEED SPITTING CONTEST…….

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It was a Speed Sitting Contest..

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Seed spitting and speed sitting without quitting…..

or wearing clothes that are ill-fitting while wood whittling or sock knitting….

All these things make good contests…..

But….the Seed Spitting is definitely the most perilous of the bunch.

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One never nose what to expectorate during such an sporting event…..

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Yes,,………….I said “expectorate”. And YES I know it was supposed to be ….”expect”….. But the word came to mind and i thought I’d go ahead and spit it out.

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Now…………….. The Speed sitting contest went quite welll……………… The won who one was the Chair man of the Bored……..

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I must be stopped. Butttttttttttt It’s already…..toooooooooooo late.

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