Benny Wadsworth Longfellow…(Henry’s brother) writes in today from his desk at the Sawdust factory in Boogaloosa Louisiana…..dear Hugh….Why did the Possum cross the road?

From hughy

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What a marvelous question…………!!!!!!!!!!!

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Form any years people have been aghast at the prospect of a possum seeking to traverse a highway (or byway) of our fair land.

The “aghast reaction” has been learned from the myriad incidenceses in which the lanquid marsupials fail in his or her or their quest .

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Many people feel dpressed when they see what happenes. But while you feel depressed….THE POSSUM IS COMPRESSED. Which, by the way, is far worse. Many possums fail to survive the compression fractures that are sustained in such goings on.

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For centuries, no one new of a possum actually CROSSING THE ROAD………So the “WHY”? never was an issue.

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In spite of Possum Awareness Courses (PAC) being offered,…….people are still causing em all kinds of grief.

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      NHUGH’S FLASH!!!!   NEWS FLASH…………………!!!!!!

I have just been called away to an EYEWITNESS SIGHTING of a HUGH F OHHHHH……….

IF i am knot abducted by it…………I will finish the possum explanation……………later…………

Ooooooooooooo the duties of this job…………………………………..

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OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK…………….I’m back…………..the “UFO” turned out to just be two 85 year old ladies that had bought  a motorized Cup and Saucer at a Disneyworld rummage sale….and were driving it out on County road 12.

Now…………Possums were spotted, actually making it across the road on April 14th 2006 in  Percers Bluff Idaho…..BUT the folks whom saw it, were so shocked by the event, that they failed to ask the varmits WHY they crossed the road in the first place.

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So..to be honest………..QUESTIONS REMAIN.



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