Nadine Schrimshire from under a John Dear Cotton picker where she is removing lint from 4000 spindles….stops long enough to right this brilliant question ….Dear Hugh: In one of Elvis Parsleys biggest songs…He sanged the line “You Ain’t Nuthin’ but a HOUND DOG”…..Is he denegrating dogs in general ?…or is he refferring to an unknown human being as a member of the canine species simply based on the behavioral characteristics which he clearly points out as “cryin all the time” and “you ain’t never caught a rabbit”? I can’t enjoy the song with all these questions remaining unresolved.

 

From Ole Hughbert

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Howdy Nadine…………Like millions of others, you seek the answers to some very difficult….BUT IMPORTANT questions.

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However………….Unless you send me TEN BUCKS wrapped neatly inside a Twenty dollar Bill……I ain’t gonna tell you the answer.

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Just kidding Nadine…………………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You don’t have to wrap it in a TWENTY………..I will accept it WRAPPED in a HUNDRED. (U S currency only)

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Meanwhile I’m gonna answer a question that somebody else sent in today that didn’t make the cut…………….So there.

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The answer to the question they sent in is……………………………..

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“7”

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Did they ask me………. What is SIX plus ONE?……………or Did they ask me  What is FIFTEEN MINUS EIGHT? or 369 minus 361?????? their is KNOW WEIGH FOUR EWE TWO NO……And I ain’t a’tellin.

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