Geralinia Flutanza from a balcony overlooking the Danube river in Southeastern Belgium writes Dear Old Geezerish Hughy Daaaaaaaalllllling………What is plywood made of? …….

From Hughy

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Now HOLD IT RIGHT THERE ole gal………………Wait a minute. Wait just a minute……..I know that “Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllling” is a common greeting word that ya’ll use over there in them fer off Franch type countries………..But , I just can’t have folks calling me “daaaaaaaaaaaaalllllling”. So just call me “Mr. Hugh” if you are ever fortunate enough to get through our stringent screening process again.

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Now to answer your question.

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Plywood is made of two possible things……..Depending on what it’s made out of.

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FIRST…………………..It can be made out of really thin trees that are extra wide.

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Secondly……and mostly………….It is made out of CELERY STRINGS. ………that’s why it’s so tough.

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In many countries, people chew the celery stalks for a couple of hours each…..and then discard the indestructible strings into a “future plywood dumster”. Which is picked up each Thursday by a guy named FRED in a yellow Ford truck.

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Then the celery strings are hauled by train to wherever the train happens to be going……wheresupon they deal with whatever else it is that they do to the stuff to turn it into plywould.

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Look, I ain’t got time for ALL the details on this stuff.  But that is the basic deal on the situation.




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