Elrod Flatterman…… from a leaky inner tube in the middle of lake Michigan …..somehow uses two mirrors, a hat pin, and partially eaten doughnut to build a small computer chip,… to communicate with a wireless tower in Chicago and somehow gets this message to me……Dear Hughy, What is the Coast Guards new emergency number? I forgot my waterproof telephone book..

From Hugh

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Elrod………………..Paleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

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You and I both know that the Coast Guards New emergency number is unlisted.

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They can’t let that kind of stuff become public knowledge. Get real.   I know it, because I am an infuenzal member of the elite media.

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But I ain’ta tellin you.

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Now…………….make sure you use plenty of sunscreen out there. And start swimming instead of bothering us hear at the Service. We hare busy trying to help people.





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