Gerald Smasherly from Bink New Hampshire writes Hughy Ole Pal…..I know you studied expensively and broadly at Sani-Flush A&M during your undergraduate-pre-drop-out days…..Im sure you studied Vacuum Science. How does a vacuum work?

From Hughy

.

Welllll……..Though i have dealt with this riveting topic before….I will deall effectively with it as soon as I finish my turnip green flavored popsicle…….

.

.

NOW………………………..

The lowly vacuum cleaner is one of the most misunderstoodable pieces of furniture in the average American Home in the United States of America.

.

Generally it is considered to be a cleaning device….Hence the name vacuuum CLEANER.

.

Such is not the case at all. And I am more than glad to expose the farce….and fraudulent prevarication.

.

Acthughally this machine should be called a Filth Redistribution Apparatus (FRA) …It sucks up part of the dirt on the substrate of your home and then spews it back out into the ambient atmosphere (in finer particles) . This accomplishes at least two things. ONE, It guarantees the ongoing need for vacuums. And two, It gives the homeowner and or cleaning personelle a sense that they have actually done something, instead of watching TV.

.

Why we Americans can’t just leave the dirt where it was in the first place…..remains an unknown.

.

But let’s face it, there is something to be said for pulling the dirt off the kitchen floor and draggin it into the living room and spewing it back out on the top  of the TV.

.

Now look,………… a huge percentage of all the people whom have ever lived (and breathed)….have lived on dirt floors. What’s the big deal…?

.


Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: