Forrest Grumppee from Litltrelimwifanotonitt New Mexico writes…..Dear Hughy: Never mind who INVENTED THE WHEEL……The guy that worries me is the one that DIDNT INVENT IT. The one whom tried to rolled a foursided square or a trapezoid shape. The one who did that more than once. the one who couldn’t immediately see that cutting corners was the imminent need of the moment. Who was the first guy who DIDNT invent the wheel? .

 

From Ole Hughbert

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Welllllllllll……..this bizarre situation is one that I have studied carefully and at great length..

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It turns out, that the feller’s name was Alfred Yatsick. Alfred had always struggled with rolling stuff around on triangular tires.

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His mother was real hard on him,….and continued to berate him on an hourly basis for not getting any more accomplished than he did. It would take him two days to roll a wheel-barrow of soil across the front yard (to put it around her yellow tip begonias).

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Al was distracted by a gal that lived down the street…and just couldn’t really think straight.  He would try to impress her by riding his bicycle with hepatzoidal tires…..and would just fall all over the place….To say nothing of beating himself silly bouncing on the seat every time a corner would strike the pavement.

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Ole Al once theorized that a cube………..might be better than a square for facilitating the “ROLLING DEAL”……but lacked the tools to really implement his dissertinary theoroids..

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Al passed away frustrated as he could be, KNOWING that SOMETHING WASN’T WRITE…..He New IT…….He Sensed IT. HE FELT IT…..BUT,…………………….BUT BUT……………………….Never solved the problem.



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