Freddie Trunclid from Carbeurate’ France writes……..Dear Hughbert: I have been accused of being a Fuddy Duddy. However I deny it. I may be FUDDY but ….I”m not DUDDY…and , thusly, the assertion is rendered invalid. Are you impressed by my rational approach to maintaining my Cool Suave Image?

From Hughy

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Well………………………..I’m quite touched by your imperical mental meanderings. Clearly you have thought this almost through.

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BUT………….The official Handbook of “What Stuff Means”……..states clearly…..That “anyone whom is a FUDDY…is by definition, also a DUDDY.”

So…You are out of luck and are in fact,…what you have been told you are.

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Take comfort however in the simple fact that you are not alone. There are numerous Fuddy Duddies running around out there. Interestingly, most Fuddy duddies are over 50 (((BUT ….Librarians, Math teachers and people who sell Car License Plates are often Fuddy Duddies at 25-30 years of age….and can become DOUBLE FUDDY and Super Duddy by 65)))……..{{{{{{{{Oh the hughmanity!!!    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What an awful thing to contemplate}}}}}}}

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This phenomenon has been studied expensively, and without any concrete findings, as of yesterday. Why Liberrians can become fuddy duddies so early in life has been attributed to various societal and environmental factors….but results are inconclusive.

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We here at H.A.S. are petitioning the White House for a few billion dollars to study this issue. I don’t think it’ll be a problem to get it, given the fact that

………………………………they’ve spent billions  on stuff even more utterly absurd than that.


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