Aaron Hankly who simply refuses to floss his teeth, because he is a BINGE FLOSSER and is afraid to even start it………………………….Writes in today to simply write in plain writing…Dear Hugh: “I think I have a problem with mice.”.

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From Hugh

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Howdy Aaron………..You didnt ask me anything…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOU CAN”T JUST COME FLYING IN HEAR WITH GENERALIZED STATEMENTS ABOUT YOUR PSYCHIATRIC PROPENSITY TO HAVE ILL WILL TOWARD MARSUPIALS>>>>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What on earth do you think you are doing????????????????????

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Look Aaron…………I reallizze that Mice are nothing to sneeze at. In fact, If you sneeze at one…It scares the stew out of ‘em.,,,and franklly will make you look rather stupid in the process. But I don’t know why I even got off on that tangent.

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Nevermind the mouses……Your problem now is that I’,m gonna ban your little mouse-fearing self from H.A.S) for the number of daze equal to the average wait (in ounces) of a common house mouse.

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So there……………


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