Lavine Turnblatt from Crashville Kentucky writes dear Hugh……….Is it true that you have been in secret develpment of a new eating utensil/literary tool…? Rumors are flying and I’ve got to know…..What is it….Will you just come clean and fork over the details>???????????

From Mr. Hugh

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Yes I will……….If I feel like it………………………. ………………………….OK….Now Im ready.

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NHUGH’S FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……For moths now I have been week after weak after week…..day after day after day….

In the dark reaches of my labyrinthical executive compound,…Clandestinely developing a thingy that has an ink pen on one end and a spoon on the other..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….

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Yes. It’s true. But, as it turns out, I could have done it in five minutes with duct tape and a pack of cheap pens and picnic spoons from the dollar store. But all is well, and orders are pouring in.

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USE ONLY AS DIRECTED. I repeat….USE DIRECTED AS ONLY…..If you are not careful with one of these things, you will end up writing all over your face ……(and or end up with BLUE INK in your vanilla ice cream…and a spoon in your ear.)  THIS IS THE ONLY DRAWBACK. Look,….you can’t expect this thing to be perfect. It’s still in the clinical trial phase..

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If you order by five minutes ago….I’ll throw in a set of GINSU KNIVES and a Dog house smoke alarm…(While supplies last..Void where Prohibited)

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