Dimmy Albright from Cookamunga, Wyoming….( just south of Waksahatchee) ….writes dear HUGHYYYY….What is the best, most cost effective weigh to get a PEDICURE…..? .

 

From Mr. Hugh

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….STOP CALLING ME “HUGHY”…STOP STOP STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Look FRED………..If you have a sick Pedi…………you knead to call a veteranarianan for a CURE.

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  Although as I recall,…………The RARE  scientifically named___” Pedi Striancros Swalk “……(you see why they shortened it to “Pedi”)_____which is a mutant cross of a Duck -Billed Platypus and a Long-Haired Dachshund,…Is prone to illness (both real and imagined) and is not immune to psychiatric disturbances and bouts of gout.

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Is that what it’s about…?.

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I am
prowd to have on staff hear at H.A.S.,…….two of the finest veterinarianananans that ever were on staff here. (There was one other one , but he inadvertently swallowed a  Priceless Double -Beaked Belegeneese Warbler Parrot during a busy day at the vet office…) He is no longer with us.

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Be careful out there……..A sick Pedi is no laffphing madder.


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