Claudette Benard from behind a stack of overdue liberry books writes…..Dear Hugh…..I’m hiding behind a stack of overdue liberry books. Shuddering with remorse. Cringeing with fear. Hesitant with trepidation….(but still re-reading the forward to “War and Peace”)…..the question I have for you is this……..Since the books are only 4 hours overdue,…Why am I so riddled with fearish emotions….?

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Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll……………………..I’m not really sure.,,,,,,,,,,,but then again……………..

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It could be that , in your childhood you were SHUSSHED by an overzealous liberrian at the school wheres you attended. SOME of these “BOOK PATROLMEN/Women” have even been known to WHACK an unsuspecting and helpless youth with a ruler. YES>!!!!!!!!!!! Oh the hughmanity of it all….!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I personally dared to speak a word at low low volume in the friction section of the SaniFlush A&M Main Liberry…..and was summarily sentenced to polish the left arm of the Albert Eisentein Statue in the lobby. (The rest of the statue was stolen two months earlier).

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The risks of entering a liberry are quite high….and the volume of speaking is quite low…….So be careful in there. Many liberrians are now moving about incog neato……and can SHUSH WITHOUT WARNING. Be very careful now that they are operating on the sly.

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But, Learning is important. And liberries were once very useful…..This was especially true before Hugh’s Answering Service came along. Now, of course, with millions of quick emailed questions to the Service,…………….The average liberry is unnecccccessssary and,,,…….. thusly, ……….COMPLETELY OBSOLETE.




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